October 3, 2010

This is the end…

        

Well, that’s it.  Stupid jokes mixed with dumb pictures.  Maybe you were mildly entertained.  Maybe you were mildly annoyed.  Maybe you mildly didn’t give a mild fuck.  Truth is, despite my one-minded attempts at potty humor (and I wanna go ahead and apologize to those who have witnessed my pee stream), I left a lot of serious moments out.  I saw some old friends that I hadn’t seen in years.  I went to some old places that were barely lingering in my memory.  I experienced the backdrops of some good friends which brought me closer to them.

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October 3, 2010
Peace out Austin.  Thanks for the future masturbatory material.  You were a good note to end on.

Peace out Austin.  Thanks for the future masturbatory material.  You were a good note to end on.

October 3, 2010
Just when I started to like you Texas, you had to go and be all Confederate.

Just when I started to like you Texas, you had to go and be all Confederate.

October 3, 2010
Ass on 6th Street is an A+

Ass on 6th Street is an A+

October 3, 2010
Apparently, Texans love steak and football.

Apparently, Texans love steak and football.

October 3, 2010
Overheard on 6th Street in Austin, Girl on Cell with her friend late Friday night: “Hurry cause I’m sobering up.”

Overheard on 6th Street in Austin, Girl on Cell with her friend late Friday night: “Hurry cause I’m sobering up.”

October 3, 2010
The Story of Texas - Land, Identity, Opportunity.  I still prefer girls, legs, boots.

The Story of Texas - Land, Identity, Opportunity.  I still prefer girls, legs, boots.

October 3, 2010

Girls, legs, cowboy boots - a Texan recipe for erections.

October 3, 2010
UT - I’m onboard with the hot cowgirls, not sure about your bestiality orgies. Not saying no, just not sure.

UT - I’m onboard with the hot cowgirls, not sure about your bestiality orgies. Not saying no, just not sure.

October 3, 2010
I was going to protect this beautiful damsel from getting a ticket, but I stopped and took a picture instead.

I was going to protect this beautiful damsel from getting a ticket, but I stopped and took a picture instead.

October 3, 2010
The UT football stadium.  As a nerd, I’m afraid.  Very afraid.

The UT football stadium.  As a nerd, I’m afraid.  Very afraid.

October 2, 2010
Lunch in Austin is spicy and delicious, with a dash of fun racist puns.  

Lunch in Austin is spicy and delicious, with a dash of fun racist puns.  

October 2, 2010
The best way to see the Texas State Capitol building is through sexy college legs.

The best way to see the Texas State Capitol building is through sexy college legs.

October 2, 2010

10th Stop - Austin, TX, where Sheriffs wear cowboy hats

October 2, 2010
Peace out Salt Lake City.  Can’t say you were that nice to me, but I understand.  Next time I come back, I’ll relax my hair and draw freckles on my face.

Peace out Salt Lake City.  Can’t say you were that nice to me, but I understand.  Next time I come back, I’ll relax my hair and draw freckles on my face.